The Royal-Red Peoples Republic of Union of Socialist Republic of The Isle is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Commissar Petrenko with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, public floggings, and digital currency. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 13.27 billion Isleans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of People's Isle. The average income tax rate is 95.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Islean economy, worth a remarkable 1,690 trillion Sovietums a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 127,370 Sovietums, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Future leaders of Union of Socialist Republic of The Isle regularly dismiss pressing political issues when available options don't conform to their worldview, people who make the leader's blood boil get boiled, the government loves seeing the little people fight, and public executions just aren't the cheery spectacles they once were. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Union of Socialist Republic of The Isle's national animal is the Pelican, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Union of Socialist Republic of The Isle is ranked 178,148^th in the world and 67^th in Ridgefield for Safest, scoring 55.98 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.